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Susan Elizabeth Phillips’s Haiku

Pink sloop on the sea
Pirate Barbie on the loose
No Ken. Walked the plank.

From New York Times Bestselling Author Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Visit her website at www.SusanElizabethPhillips.com

Mates! Keep away from
Fragile hauls ’cause stormy seas
Will
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David L. Harrison’s Haiku

Last night women grog
today sick plenty confused
think I’m in trouble

From Bestselling Illustrator David L. Harrison

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Jeff Weigel’s Haiku

Avast, me hearties!
Our reputations live on
thanks to Johnny Depp.

From New York Times Bestselling Illustrator Jeff Weigel

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Marc Tyler Nobleman’s Haiku

Here’s what me missing:
One eye, two thumbs, three rib bones
And all but one tooth

From Bestselling Author Marc Tyler Nobleman

Visit his website at Noblemania.blogspot.com

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Stephen Dafoe’s Haiku

Shiver me Timbers
We seem to have hit a rock
Water rising fast

From Bestselling Author Stephen Dafoe

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Julia Quinn’s Haiku

Damsel in distress
I have no patience for you
Find your own !@#%$@ pirate

note: !@#%$@ is silent, and thus this haiku still adheres to the strict 5-7-5 rhyming pattern.

From New York Times Bestselling Author Julia Quinn

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Emily Cotler’s Haiku

Evil wicked code
Will not behave in this site
Launch is coming – Arrgh!

From Emily Cotler, this here site’s designer… Read more

Christopher Moore’s Haiku

POLLY POP

Marooned by me mates.
Food running low but parrot
Tastes just like chicken.

From New York Times Bestselling Author Christopher Moore

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