Ahoy, me hearties! We “ARRR” now shipping Pirate Haiku, so order ye copy smartly… or else.
All right ye Poppets! Comin’ soon it be September 19, as as you take the mornin’ watch, don’t ferget it be National Talk Like A Pirate Day. So brush up on yer terms and vocabulary ye scallywags or it’s to the brig for ye. You can visit www.talklikeapirate.com fer more details.













